April 16, 2009
Actual Tagline: Basically the plot for K-PAX, but with an orchestra instead of aliens.

Actual Tagline: Basically the plot for K-PAX, but with an orchestra instead of aliens.

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Actual Tagline: Matthew McConaughey’s character’s name isn’t a pun on Scrooge. Sorry.

Actual Tagline: Matthew McConaughey’s character’s name isn’t a pun on Scrooge. Sorry.

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March 13, 2009
Actual Tagline: Nothing is more terrifying than the anti-gravity vomit chamber.

Actual Tagline: Nothing is more terrifying than the anti-gravity vomit chamber.

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March 12, 2009
Actual Tagline: Do you smeeellllll what the Rock is cookin’…ALIENS!!! In taxi cabs!!!!

Actual Tagline: Do you smeeellllll what the Rock is cookin’…ALIENS!!! In taxi cabs!!!!

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March 11, 2009
Actual Tagline: No, not The Fast and The Furious. That was the first one.  This is Fast and Furious.  It’s the fourth one.  Duh.

Actual Tagline: No, not The Fast and The Furious. That was the first one.  This is Fast and Furious.  It’s the fourth one.  Duh.

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March 6, 2009
Actual Tagline: National Treasure with math instead of history.

Actual Tagline: National Treasure with math instead of history.

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Actual Tagline: Crystal Lake is in the wrong hands. Another horror remake produced by Michael Bay.

Actual Tagline: Crystal Lake is in the wrong hands. Another horror remake produced by Michael Bay.

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March 5, 2009
Actual Tagline: A Pedophile’s Paradise.

Actual Tagline: A Pedophile’s Paradise.

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Actual Tagline: Paul Who? What Cop?

Actual Tagline: Paul Who? What Cop?

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Actual Tagline: We know, the graphic novel is better.  Shut up and watch the movie.

Actual Tagline: We know, the graphic novel is better.  Shut up and watch the movie.

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