Actual Taglines. For Real.Tumblr (3.0; @actualtaglines)http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQmd1z0did9nB6TFyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Basically the plot for K-PAX, but with an orchestra instead of aliens.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/96819640http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/96819640Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:49:44 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQmd1q2i6qZ8Y6Jero1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Matthew McConaughey’s character’s name isn’t a pun on Scrooge. Sorry.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/96817842http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/96817842Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:42:47 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQl0vpltx2Jepgnxfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Nothing is more terrifying than the anti-gravity vomit chamber.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/86217340http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/86217340Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:41:00 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkz4lcaz1Mc4DNyro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Do you smeeellllll what the Rock is cookin’…ALIENS!!! In taxi cabs!!!!</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/85836451http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/85836451Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:14:00 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQky4r6mc8SMEe70qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: No, not <i>The Fast and The Furious</i>. That was the first one.  This is <i>Fast and Furious</i>.  It’s the fourth one.  Duh.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/85656140http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/85656140Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:31:23 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkqxq69x2l0d0tvGo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: National Treasure with math instead of history.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/84188966http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/84188966Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:40:00 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkqmb6ub5pRe7qC8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Crystal Lake is in the wrong hands. Another horror remake produced by Michael Bay.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/84113599http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/84113599Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:20:40 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkpl4v0ypTqXk3Feo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: A Pedophile’s Paradise.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83904550http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83904550Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:59:59 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkpfmeapkbz9FnOto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Paul Who? What Cop?</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83868578http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83868578Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:25:00 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkpd1ecwRIdw65q4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: We know, the graphic novel is better.  Shut up and watch the movie.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83851203http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83851203Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:13:21 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkpcugegkcQanR7po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: Gender roles in jail have never been this confusing.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83849986http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83849986Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:07:57 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/bH9lPJbTQkpchmqezdqjtTN8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Actual Tagline: The true story of a boy barfing out a tree.</b></p>http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83847791http://actualtaglines.tumblr.com/post/83847791Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:57:00 -0500